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This concludes my tweeting about #eurovision. Back to emptily grumbling about tech until next year, folks. Feel free to unmute me. Please.

Australians unanimously calling the #eurovision voters a cluster of bogans right now.

High five everyone, the political song about human rights won. 👍 #eurovision

I'm so curious about the difference between the public and jury votes for Poland. #eurovision

New drinking game rules: take a drink every time some of your will to live ebbs away irrecoverably #eurovision

Jon Ola is Europe's most telegenic man. #eurovision

"As we say in Sweden, if there's room in the heart, there's room in the butt." So that just happened. #eurovision

VERKA SERDUCHKA <3 <3 <3 #eurovision

"A special greeting to #Eurovision fans, and all who love Albanian music."

*crickets*

"Thank you for the music! It has been a joyride." This word does not mean what you think it means. #eurovision

I love how some countries have backdrops with fountains and fireworks and some countries screw a purple lightbulb into a house #eurovision

THEY ALL HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME #eurovision #hereallweek

"This is incredibly exciting," lied the man. #eurovision

Matt Smith has really let himself go #eurovision

"Well, we've got two hours left, so, get comfortable." #eurovision #eurovisionUSA

Loving listening to the American commentators slowly begin to really grok how long this process is. #eurovision #eurovisionUSA @logotv

"Are there superdelegates?" #eurovision #eurovisionUSA

Nothing makes me appreciate a song contest like math #eurovision

Looking forward to the hoverboards spontaneously combusting mid-set. #eurovision

Christ, I miss Europe. #eurovision

And the #Eurovision hosts unwittingly actually top every single song in this year's competition.

Oh, I see. While the rest gets JT, we get dance about the refugee crisis. I think we're winning. This is good. #eurovision #eurovisionUSA

Europe takes a humanitarian crisis and turns it into art broadcast to hundreds of millions of people to raise awareness. Love. #eurovision

It takes skill to take Swedish pop music, which is genuinely fantastic, and turn it into a migraine-inducing torture blast. #eurovision

OMG the US stream genuinely doesn't have the rights to the Justin Timberlake performance. #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA