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# For some reason, my parents sent me to a Christian school.
- URL: https://werd.io/for-some-reason-my-parents-sent-me-to-a-christian/
- Published: 2015-03-29T22:27:19.000Z
- Updated: 2015-03-29T22:27:19.000Z
- Author: Ben Werdmuller
- Tags: #Import 2025-06-13 09:26

This was the result. We were tasked with writing about the Ark of the Covenant; I wrote a graphic novel.

I wasn't expelled, and all in all got in less trouble than that time I wrote a story about Jesus going on a shooting spree.

I was not necessarily a respectful child.