If Australia is still entering, I figure ...
If Australia is still entering, I figure it's only a matter of time before the US has an entry. Can we send Titus Andromedon? #Eurovision
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Trust Poland to enter Sad Weird Al. ...
Trust Poland to enter Sad Weird Al. #eurovision
"I used to look like him until ...
"I used to look like him until I got laser hair removal. I was gorgeous." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
"He says he's kind of a geek ...
"He says he's kind of a geek but I don't buy it. I feel like when hot people say that one of my eyes seals shut." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
The last remaining soldier in the Manic ...
The last remaining soldier in the Manic Pixie Dream Girl War of 2016 stood among the giddy corpses of fallen opponents. #Eurovision
"That's not a dress. *This* is a ...
"That's not a dress. *This* is a dress." #Eurovision
They reincarnated Lena as a little boy! ...
They reincarnated Lena as a little boy! #Eurovision
The vibe at this year's #Eurovision is ...
The vibe at this year's #Eurovision is "Tron meets Hallmark cards"
Bulgaria
Nothing sarcastic to say. This is my ...
Nothing sarcastic to say. This is my favorite song so far. #Eurovision #Bulgaria
"I like that everybody has a little ...
"I like that everybody has a little Starbucks cup motto after their song." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
I liked the Moby version better. #eurovision
I liked the Moby version better. #eurovision
Hiring Automan as the backing singer was ...
Hiring Automan as the backing singer was a bold move. That dude hasn't worked since 1983. #eurovision