"You've got to slow down if you ...

"You've got to slow down if you can't go on." I mean, obviously. #Eurovision

I want to dance on sushi. #Eurovision

I want to dance on sushi. #Eurovision

"Just to let you know for viewers ...

"Just to let you know for viewers in the United States, you cannot vote ... for Eurovision." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* ...

If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* want to mute me for the next four hours or so.

"It's like a rave at the UN." ...

"It's like a rave at the UN." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed ...

"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed that?" "This is Austria. Not Aryan at all, surprisingly." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

@sarahdal No ...

@sarahdal No ...

Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the ...

Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the commentary is genuinely horrendous. "I'm wearing those exact Spanx." #Eurovision http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016

... I want my website on an ...

... I want my website on an ionic challenge coin. Is that available as a service yet?

I'm proud of my mother in so ...

I'm proud of my mother in so many ways, and I'm proud to be her son. I was brought up in a compassionate, intelligent, political household.

@kylewmahan That looks true. It's kind of ...

@kylewmahan That looks true. It's kind of a missed opportunity for understanding from both sides.

Yes: Yay!

Yay!