"She kind of looks like Ariana Grande. ...
"She kind of looks like Ariana Grande. Except with more Azerbaijan eyebrows." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
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As a Dutch citizen who grew up ...
As a Dutch citizen who grew up in Britain, I appreciate the Netherlands submitting a Britpop song more than most. #Eurovision
"You've got to slow down if you ...
"You've got to slow down if you can't go on." I mean, obviously. #Eurovision
I want to dance on sushi. #Eurovision
I want to dance on sushi. #Eurovision
"Just to let you know for viewers ...
"Just to let you know for viewers in the United States, you cannot vote ... for Eurovision." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* ...
If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* want to mute me for the next four hours or so.
"It's like a rave at the UN." ...
"It's like a rave at the UN." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed ...
"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed that?" "This is Austria. Not Aryan at all, surprisingly." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
@sarahdal No ...
@sarahdal No ...
Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the ...
Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the commentary is genuinely horrendous. "I'm wearing those exact Spanx." #Eurovision http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016
... I want my website on an ...
... I want my website on an ionic challenge coin. Is that available as a service yet?
I'm proud of my mother in so ...
I'm proud of my mother in so many ways, and I'm proud to be her son. I was brought up in a compassionate, intelligent, political household.