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You know, when you put them all together like this, these songs start to sound a bit samey. #eurovision

"I liked the outfits. They were flattering to an extent." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

Suggested alternate names for this band: Flimsy Prison Shite Said Fred #Eurovision

I'll say this for Australia: it takes chutzpah to call a #Eurovision entry "The Sound of Silence".

If Australia is still entering, I figure it's only a matter of time before the US has an entry. Can we send Titus Andromedon? #Eurovision

Trust Poland to enter Sad Weird Al. #eurovision

"I used to look like him until I got laser hair removal. I was gorgeous." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

"He says he's kind of a geek but I don't buy it. I feel like when hot people say that one of my eyes seals shut." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

The last remaining soldier in the Manic Pixie Dream Girl War of 2016 stood among the giddy corpses of fallen opponents. #Eurovision

"That's not a dress. *This* is a dress." #Eurovision

They reincarnated Lena as a little boy! #Eurovision

The vibe at this year's #Eurovision is "Tron meets Hallmark cards"

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