Satire.

Satire.

Back in the present: "I don't know ...

Back in the present: "I don't know where I'm going with this," one man types grimly into his iPhone. "And I'm late for a baby shower."

On one side, coders fighting for the ...

On one side, coders fighting for the user, hands bloodied and dirty. On the other, wealth, but under the yoke of control. What a choice.

The masters of App City carefully snip ...

The masters of App City carefully snip and prune the culture. Subversive elements are removed as if they never existed. Who would see?

In the distance, App City, with its ...

In the distance, App City, with its gleaming towers and shiny-toothed people. The citizens are happy there. But do they remember freedom ..?

One man surviving the apocalypse in his ...

One man surviving the apocalypse in his radiation-proof exoskeleton, simply yelling "RSS! RSS! RSS!" over and over again.

Scene: 100 years into the future. An ...

Scene: 100 years into the future. An apocalyptic wasteland. Shouts on the radioactive wind: "... JSON-LD ...!" "... Microformats ...!"

@ckdotbiz ... Have you considered computer programming?

@ckdotbiz ... Have you considered computer programming?

@sarahdessen On the plus side, you're exponentially ...

@sarahdessen On the plus side, you're exponentially less likely to be served kale with your breakfast in North Carolina.

@mdvfunes Lifelong fan! Starting with the very ...

@mdvfunes Lifelong fan! Starting with the very tail end of Tom Baker. Peter Davidson and Sylvester McCoy are my Doctors.

@tcarmody Could be a fun TV show ...

@tcarmody Could be a fun TV show though.

AMP's special tags is a technical discussion ...

AMP's special tags is a technical discussion we can continue to have. But giving certain vendors platform status is inherently closed. Bad.