Werd I/O

"He says he's kind of a geek but I don't buy it. I feel like when hot people say that one of my eyes seals shut." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

The last remaining soldier in the Manic Pixie Dream Girl War of 2016 stood among the giddy corpses of fallen opponents. #Eurovision

"That's not a dress. *This* is a dress." #Eurovision

They reincarnated Lena as a little boy! #Eurovision

The vibe at this year's #Eurovision is "Tron meets Hallmark cards"

Nothing sarcastic to say. This is my favorite song so far. #Eurovision #Bulgaria

"I like that everybody has a little Starbucks cup motto after their song." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

I liked the Moby version better. #eurovision

Hiring Automan as the backing singer was a bold move. That dude hasn't worked since 1983. #eurovision

We *are* precious! And also sprouting. #Eurovision

"She's very cute and loves pizza and movies. Who doesn't?" #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

Finally, backing dancers who dance like me! Bounce bounce. #Eurovision

"This is Freddy. He doesn't need a last name. He's like Cher, but from Hungary." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

"It's gonna take a miracle" has a clever double meaning in the context of a song contest where this is what you've entered with. #Eurovision

"She kind of looks like Ariana Grande. Except with more Azerbaijan eyebrows." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

As a Dutch citizen who grew up in Britain, I appreciate the Netherlands submitting a Britpop song more than most. #Eurovision

"You've got to slow down if you can't go on." I mean, obviously. #Eurovision

I want to dance on sushi. #Eurovision

"Just to let you know for viewers in the United States, you cannot vote ... for Eurovision."

#Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* want to mute me for the next four hours or so.

"It's like a rave at the UN." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed that?"
"This is Austria. Not Aryan at all, surprisingly."

#Eurovision #EurovisionUSA

Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the commentary is genuinely horrendous. "I'm wearing those exact Spanx." #Eurovision http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016