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"He says he's kind of a geek but I don't buy it. I feel like when hot people say that one of my eyes seals shut." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
The last remaining soldier in the Manic Pixie Dream Girl War of 2016 stood among the giddy corpses of fallen opponents. #Eurovision
The vibe at this year's #Eurovision is "Tron meets Hallmark cards"
Nothing sarcastic to say. This is my favorite song so far. #Eurovision #Bulgaria
"I like that everybody has a little Starbucks cup motto after their song." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
Hiring Automan as the backing singer was a bold move. That dude hasn't worked since 1983. #eurovision
"She's very cute and loves pizza and movies. Who doesn't?" #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
Finally, backing dancers who dance like me! Bounce bounce. #Eurovision
"This is Freddy. He doesn't need a last name. He's like Cher, but from Hungary." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
"It's gonna take a miracle" has a clever double meaning in the context of a song contest where this is what you've entered with. #Eurovision
"She kind of looks like Ariana Grande. Except with more Azerbaijan eyebrows." #Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
As a Dutch citizen who grew up in Britain, I appreciate the Netherlands submitting a Britpop song more than most. #Eurovision
"You've got to slow down if you can't go on." I mean, obviously. #Eurovision
"Just to let you know for viewers in the United States, you cannot vote ... for Eurovision."
#Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
If you're not into #Eurovision, you *will* want to mute me for the next four hours or so.
"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed that?"
"This is Austria. Not Aryan at all, surprisingly."
#Eurovision #EurovisionUSA
Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the commentary is genuinely horrendous. "I'm wearing those exact Spanx." #Eurovision http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016
Looking forward to watching the game. Just about to load up on snacks. Should be a tight competition.
I refer, of course, to #Eurovision.
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