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Nothing sarcastic to say. This is my favorite song so far.

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"I like that everybody has a little Starbucks cup motto after their song."

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I liked the Moby version better.

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Hiring Automan as the backing singer was a bold move. That dude hasn't worked since 1983.

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We *are* precious! And also sprouting.

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"She's very cute and loves pizza and movies. Who doesn't?"

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Finally, backing dancers who dance like me! Bounce bounce.

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"This is Freddy. He doesn't need a last name. He's like Cher, but from Hungary."

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"It's gonna take a miracle" has a clever double meaning in the context of a song contest where this is what you've entered with.

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"She kind of looks like Ariana Grande. Except with more Azerbaijan eyebrows."

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As a Dutch citizen who grew up in Britain, I appreciate the Netherlands submitting a Britpop song more than most.

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"You've got to slow down if you can't go on." I mean, obviously.

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I want to dance on sushi.

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"Just to let you know for viewers in the United States, you cannot vote ... for Eurovision."

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If you're not into , you *will* want to mute me for the next four hours or so.

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"It's like a rave at the UN."

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"Latvians are always cute. Have you noticed that?"
"This is Austria. Not Aryan at all, surprisingly."

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Oh! I'm in via LogoTV. But the commentary is genuinely horrendous. "I'm wearing those exact Spanx." http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016

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Looking forward to watching the game. Just about to load up on snacks. Should be a tight competition.

I refer, of course, to .

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Hey, : is there a way to legally watch on my Apple TV tomorrow?

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I freaking love . Working, so can't watch today's semifinal, but listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4

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The Song Contest is something I look forward to all year. Here's why I love it. https://thenib.com/your-illustrated-introduction-to-eurovision-207db27a989b?gi=c101c22390ac

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Just becoming aware that is a thing that happened. Well, I guess I know what I'm watching tomorrow.

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