Hey, where was this insurrection organized?
Where? On a social network, you say? Which one?
Oh wow. I bet the CEO is hurrying to ensure its platform doesn’t undermine democracy!
What’s that? Oh. Oh.
So I bet their employees must be walking out in droves!
What’s that?
I see, I see.
So I bet its users are leaving en masse?
What?
Oh, right. Right, of course not.
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