Hey, where was this insurrection organized?

Where? On a social network, you say? Which one?

Oh wow. I bet the CEO is hurrying to ensure its platform doesn’t undermine democracy!

What’s that? Oh. Oh.

So I bet their employees must be walking out in droves!

What’s that?

I see, I see.

So I bet its users are leaving en masse?

What?

Oh, right. Right, of course not.

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